Concerning male bathroom etiquette-

I previously poised these questions to some of my friends and, frankly, their responses SUCKED. So, I am resorted to find answers via the Internet.

When going to a public restroom to facilitate the first of the two normal bathroom disposal options (like you can even do the second without having to do the first as well, but I digress) and you are forced to use a stall since all the urinals are unavailable -->

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE DOOR TO THE STALL?

Do you close and lock it? Close it, but leave it unlocked? Leave it partially open, letting people know you will only be a second - no squatting required? Or do you leave the door wide open and go about your business, hoping no cruising homosexuals take it as an invitation for amour?

On a related note - do Ladies' Rooms have bathroom attendants? Or do these hotels/restaurants/clubs only not trust men to be alone in their lavatories (and given the fact that some of us like myself can't decide what to do with the damn door when pissing - can you blame them?)?

wojr

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