wojr - words, occasionally sentences
Thursday, March 11, 2004
 
"You should stop the story right there.."

Points at which there is no need to continue with the story..

"So, she says it's only an extra hundred bucks for me to take her and..."

"The whole thing was out of control and then the midgets showed up!"

"And then we started doing shots.."

"So I bet him ten bucks that he wouldn't.."

"I guess Bronc had a lot to drink because he..."

"Then he said, turn your head and cough. When all of a sudden.."

"And I thought I had counted six bullets, but.."

"When all of sudden, someone took out a video camera.."

"And he said that it would only hurt for the first couple of thrusts.."

"I had the lobster bisque and yadda, yadda, yadda.."

"Then I go, 'Yeah, that dress does make you look fat.'"

"Well, she asked me how many girls I've been with and stupid me.."

"And we were playing 'Truth and Dare' and the girl picked Dare, so we.."

"When all of sudden, someone started up a porno.."

"And then we started doing coke.."

"So the casting agent says 'If you really want the part, you'd be willing to..'"

"The whole thing was out of control and then the monkeys showed up!"

"And the transsexual decided she wanted to be on top, so.."

"I held the fart in as long as I could, but.."

"And I said to him, 'Listen, you bring something nice to wear'"

"When all of sudden, someone said there was a strip club up the street.."

"And then we started smoking some rock.."

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time, so I.."

"I guess Wojr had a lot to drink because he..."

It's best if we just end it there.

wojr

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