wojr - words, occasionally sentences
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
 
HAVING A BAD DAY?

Things could be worse

You could be a minstrel.

Two words: SECOND PUBERTY.

It could be your turn to catch.

Your credit card interest could double.

She might have always faked it.

You could be on some crappy reality show.

Your sex organs could stage a walk-out.

Your boss could enjoy patting you on your ass.

Two words: THE PLAGUE.

"Amber alert" could actually sound like a bad thing.

Your friends could be planning your intervention right now.

It could burn when you tinkle.

Arnold could be your governor.

You could lactate from your ears.

It could be Monday.

HAPPY HAPPY HUMP DAY.

wojr
 


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