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Tuesday, April 13, 2004
 
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS ONE (IF I BELIEVED IN HELL)


Memo from God (aka Allah) to All Terrorists

"Hey fellas,

I think there has been some misinformation spread among you and your cohorts. There are no virgins in Heaven. We give everyone a 'go' at the Pearly Gates to make sure no frigid bitches make it in here. It's kinda like that Patrick Swayze movie, Road House, where the bouncers have their way with the underage lady bar customers. Man, I love that Swayze guy. I wish I could get my hair like that.

So, dudes, I'm sorry but, unless you're after the male virgins, I can't even spare you one 'unspoiled' piece of ass, let alone whatever ungodly number you've all been promised.

Get it? 'Ungodly'? Man, that cracks me up.

Sayounara Bitches, I'm off to pull me 'a Fredo'.

Big Poppa"

wojr

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