Like the Loaf Says 'Two Out of Three Ain't Bad'It's been roughly nine months since I got a haircut. For those of you that don't know me personally that may not seem like a big deal, but trust me it is. For the first time in my life, I could put my hair in a ponytail. (Honestly, I just tested it)
So I could, if I choose to. Which I do not.
So now, I know that I am not a ponytail guy. We already concluded that
I'm not a wife-swapping guy.
However, I am the type of fellow that has a website that you can find if you type "
gave her a facial" into a search engine. I know I
brought this on myself. But I thought you all might get a whimsical kick out of that tidbit.
Bring on the pervert Internet traffic. I'm ready for you.
wojr
Labels: Odd Search Results, woj