wojr - words, occasionally sentences

wojr - words, occasionally sentences

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Yet Another Sign of the Apocalypse

From foxsports.com:
We caught the last bit of the Miss USA Pageant last night. Are they always this dense? Yes, they're all hot, but we were laughing out loud at some of their answers to pageant questions.

For example, they asked Miss Oklahoma, "If you could have dinner with one person in the world, who would it be?" Who'd she choose? President Bush? The Pope? Nelson Mandela? She thought really, really hard and came up with Justin Timberlake.

I didn't watch the Miss USA Pageant (which seems strange given my Victoria's Secret rant yesterday), but I had better things to do. So, I can't vouch for any of this, but I heard the actual question involved anyone in the world, living or dead. So, that would include Jesus, Albert Einstein and John Holmes in the list of people that JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE would have beaten.

Boy, I bet Lance Bass is pissed. I bet that hurt him almost as much as not going up on the Russian Space Taxi.

And whom did the rocket scientist from Oklahoma lose to? The pig wrestler from Missouri that likes the fast food. Too bad Jessica Simpson didn't compete; she could have walked away with this bad boy without breaking a sweat. Of course, she's married and no longer a Miss.

Seriously though, we need to start thinning the herd and I hate to say it, but the pretty ones may need to be the first people to go. I honestly think Wayne Brady "may need to choke a bitch".

wojr

Labels: News, Snide Remarks, Whores

¶ 12:30 PM

Comments: Post a Comment

Links to this post:

<< Home

This is a wall. See wojr beat his head against it. Please keep your laughing and finger-pointing to a minimum.

: Name: wojr; Location: Los Angeles, CA,

It's pronounced woah-ger.

View my complete profile

RECENT POSTS

Some Unfortunate Web Advertising So, I was readin...
The 5PM Sendoff Celebrates wojr's Black History F...
Mom, I’m Off To Comic Book Store – Keep An Eye on ...
Utah Confirms It Has No Respect for Black People, ...
I Would Watch a Movie Called 'Bobby Hunter, Code E...
For the Netflix Peeps You can be my friend. Click...
He's So Bright, So Blinding - Just like Jesus Fou...
And Roddy MacDowall as Bon Chance Louie This post...
Steak, Eggs, Tierney & Gold! This week, the LA We...
YOU CAN'T KEEP THE 5PM SENDOFF DOWN For Broncajel...

ARCHIVES

02/29/2004 - 03/07/2004 / 03/07/2004 - 03/14/2004 / 03/14/2004 - 03/21/2004 / 03/21/2004 - 03/28/2004 / 03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004 / 04/04/2004 - 04/11/2004 / 04/11/2004 - 04/18/2004 / 04/18/2004 - 04/25/2004 / 04/25/2004 - 05/02/2004 / 05/02/2004 - 05/09/2004 / 05/09/2004 - 05/16/2004 / 05/16/2004 - 05/23/2004 / 05/23/2004 - 05/30/2004 / 05/30/2004 - 06/06/2004 / 06/06/2004 - 06/13/2004 / 06/13/2004 - 06/20/2004 / 06/20/2004 - 06/27/2004 / 06/27/2004 - 07/04/2004 / 07/04/2004 - 07/11/2004 / 07/11/2004 - 07/18/2004 / 07/18/2004 - 07/25/2004 / 07/25/2004 - 08/01/2004 / 08/01/2004 - 08/08/2004 / 08/08/2004 - 08/15/2004 / 08/15/2004 - 08/22/2004 / 08/22/2004 - 08/29/2004 / 08/29/2004 - 09/05/2004 / 09/05/2004 - 09/12/2004 / 09/12/2004 - 09/19/2004 / 09/19/2004 - 09/26/2004 / 03/27/2005 - 04/03/2005 / 04/03/2005 - 04/10/2005 / 04/17/2005 - 04/24/2005 / 05/08/2005 - 05/15/2005 / 05/15/2005 - 05/22/2005 / 05/22/2005 - 05/29/2005 / 07/03/2005 - 07/10/2005 / 07/24/2005 - 07/31/2005 / 07/31/2005 - 08/07/2005 / 08/07/2005 - 08/14/2005 / 08/14/2005 - 08/21/2005 / 08/21/2005 - 08/28/2005 / 08/28/2005 - 09/04/2005 / 01/15/2006 - 01/22/2006 / 03/19/2006 - 03/26/2006 / 03/26/2006 - 04/02/2006 / 04/02/2006 - 04/09/2006 / 04/09/2006 - 04/16/2006 / 04/16/2006 - 04/23/2006 / 04/23/2006 - 04/30/2006 / 04/30/2006 - 05/07/2006 / 05/07/2006 - 05/14/2006 / 07/09/2006 - 07/16/2006 / 08/13/2006 - 08/20/2006 / 08/20/2006 - 08/27/2006 / 08/27/2006 - 09/03/2006 / 09/03/2006 - 09/10/2006 / 09/10/2006 - 09/17/2006 / 09/17/2006 - 09/24/2006 / 09/24/2006 - 10/01/2006 / 10/01/2006 - 10/08/2006 / 10/08/2006 - 10/15/2006 / 10/15/2006 - 10/22/2006 / 10/22/2006 - 10/29/2006 / 10/29/2006 - 11/05/2006 / 11/12/2006 - 11/19/2006 / 11/19/2006 - 11/26/2006 / 12/03/2006 - 12/10/2006 / 12/17/2006 - 12/24/2006 / 12/24/2006 - 12/31/2006 / 12/31/2006 - 01/07/2007 / 01/21/2007 - 01/28/2007 / 02/04/2007 - 02/11/2007 / 02/11/2007 - 02/18/2007 / 02/18/2007 - 02/25/2007 /

LINKS
wojr
wojr @ myspace
wojr @ flickr
wojr @ comicspace
wojr @ netflix
BRONC
neerajimus pai
cnn
a ninth site to be named later

CONTACT

hatemail@wojr.com