But Hasn't Everything Become Just White Noise?Just watched the utterly uneventful finale of
The Practice. Live. Which means I couldn't TIVO my way through all the annoying commercials. Which brings me to what is bothering me today. Car commercials. Is it me or are they all the same? With exception to a few interesting VW ads, all car commercials just appear exactly the same. They are becoming white noise. Just there in the background, utterly ignored. No matter how low the damn APR.
But (and here is the big 'BUT') can we all just assume, as a society, that if it is a car commercial, the car is being driven by a professional driver on a closed road? Can we just take that for granted and when it's not a professional driver on a closed road, when it's, like, some idiot amateur driving down the Garden State Parkway on a Friday during the summer, then we can get the legal notification?
And by the way, coffee is served hot, shampoo feels unpleasant in your eyes, and too much McDonald's will make your ass so wide it can house every legal disclaimer known to man.
All these damn warnings everywhere are preventing the necessary thinning of our herd.
Whatever, I'm going to bed. Hopefully, I will wake up tomorrow to find out
Andy Kaufman is still alive.
wojr
Labels: Advice, Snide Remarks