"Hush Now, Everyone. I Have An Announcement To Make..."
I have been to South Carolina.
And as I sit here and stare at this blank screen, I have nothing that I really want to say about it; especially anything that might be considered to be funny. That just boggles me, because so many interesting and funny things happened in between the constant David Chappelle quotes.
The lack of Internet access, free time, and sobriety prevented me from updating while I was down there. And now that I'm back, well..
Who knows? Maybe I'll say something later. But right now, I just want the experience to live in my thoughts. Plus, all the good jokes would be utterly inside. It was great to see all my family and know that the younger family members can be as hysterical drunkards as their predecessors. For the Villanova crowd, there was even a Chris Rukus sighting (although, it might just have been a baby's arm). And the notion of Southern hospitality was firmly upheld (even for us Yankees).
Before I go search for something to be bitter and possibly funny about, here is one snippet of unexplainable conversation from the weekend:
"Hush now, everyone. I have an announcement to make. My brother, Kyle Francis Cordwell, is a TREE DOCTOR. He is a doctor of trees. What's your favorite tree, Kyle?"
"Pine."
"See."
Yes, Ryan we see. Congratulations. Now, go find a real job.
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