So, Do You Get Hard at the Museum of Natural History?While in South Carolina, we all went to the great bar,
Flying Saucer, where the waitresses are all dressed up in Catholic School uniforms. Forget the tanks tops and orange shorts of
Hooters, this was plaid skirts and knee-high stockings. I must have uttered the phrase, "THIS IS GENIUS!", a few dozen times in the first five minutes. As I told my Aunt, a dozen years of Catholic education provided me with one thing, a fetish.
But at least I am not as deranged as
this guy:
"BigClawz is a website which contains stuff related mainly to macrophilia, herpetophilia, and claw feet. That's right, claw feet :) Confused? Ok ok, lemmie explain, "macrophilia" is a love of giant beings, and, "herpetophilia" means love of lizards, reptiles and dragon like things. Combine the too and what do you get? Well a good example would be Godzilla, and I trust you all know who he is :) Yes, to us, Godzilla is ... well, sexy, and that's the truth, pretty unusual huh? Ohh and let's not forget the clawfeet! Yup, you guessed it, we also have "claw foot fetishes". So, basically, Godzilla looming over a building and stomping it with his huge foot is porn."Puts Bronc's fascination with midgets in its proper perspective, doesn't it?
wojr
Labels: Bronc, Sex, Snide Remarks