Consider It A Sociological Experiment Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
So the
male version of the FAKE Personal Ad got no responses. Let's try the female version:
SHE'S THE DEFINITION OF A 'REAL CATCH'
I'm a twenty-something white female just looking for love. Is this neurotic overweight girl right for you? Only if you like unemployed ladies with an awkwardly close attachment to their mother. If you do, then take a chance on this mildly depressed girl with no real long-term plans or direction. I'm positive we would hit it off, then I can finally move out of my mother's house and into yours.
PS: Also, I am blessed with magnificent juggs and no gag reflex.
Purposely kept changes to a minimum. I'll let you know what responses I get.
wojr