So, What Would Be Considered A Reasonable Fee? And What Would Be A Regular Basis?
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mitchellkramer2004@yahoo.com, he said that I don't want to know where he found this blurb, but:
"I heard another story about sexual acts being performed on a dog. This time, the teller claimed that she was the glorious co-owner of a dog, and that she and the other woman who owned it would take it to get it jerked off on a regular basis by crack whores. She claimed the process prevented testicular cancer and that it was called “mounting”. No one else there had heard of it, but most were not dog owners. I am a cat person myself. The girl went on to claim that she approached desperate looking hookers until she found one that was willing to jerk her dog off for a reasonable fee."
I'm never going to look at a woman driving around with a canine the same way ever again. "Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't look desperate enough to whack off my pooch."
The question is - Why does this story remind me of Whitney Houston?
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