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Let's face it, the Internet has made the world a smaller place. All it takes is one Google search for Mail Order Brides to see how quickly one can be whisked away by the wonders of a foreign land. While we here at wojr.com are all self-obsessed Americans that only speak one language, we do acknowledge that certain uncultured individuals from other countries do not know the beloved language of Shakespeare, Jefferson and Jackie Collins; the beloved English.

Luckily, there are translation websites such as Alta Vista's Babel Fish that allow you ignorant people devoid of English skills the opportunity to still read and comprehend the wonderful works of wojr.com. In our constant desire to insure the highest quality control, we had out interns test out a portion of this site's content on Babel Fish's translation software.

From Broncatello's obituary:
"Most of the initial group liked to go to Atlantic City quite often. That's how he recruited us, with sin. I also like radishes. Do you have any radishes? I like them extra dirty. Dirty, dirty radish." Mr. McLaughlin is currently having problems with senility.

A quick translation from English to French:
La "majeure partie du groupe initial a aimé aller à Atlantic City tout à fait souvent. C'est comment il nous a recrutés, avec le péché. J'aime également des radis. Prenez-vous des radis ? Je les aime sale supplémentaire. Radis sale et sale." M. McLaughlin a actuellement des problèmes avec la sénilité.

Then, from French to German:
Das "majeure ausgegangen von der Anfangsgruppe mochte ganz oft zu Atlantic City gehen. C'est, wie er uns mit der Sünde rekrutiert hat. J'aime ebenfalls der Rettiche. Nehmen Sie Rettiche? Ich mag sie salze zusätzlich. Schmutziger Rettich und sale." Herr McLaughlin hat momentan Probleme mit der Senilität.

And finally, from German back to English:
The "majeure proceeded from the initial's group might completely often have gone to Atlantic town center. C'est, as he recruited us with the sin. J'aime likewise the radishes. Do they take radishes? I like it salt additionally. Dirty radish and sale." Mr. McLaughlin has momentarily problems with the Senilitaet.

Personally, I think this is close enough for the foreigners. I don't like my Mail Order Brides to read too much anyway. There are floors that need scrubbing if you know what I mean.

[Editor's note: We don't know what the term "Senilitaet" refers to, but even money says it has something to do with a nihilistic Jerry Lewis look-alike that does not support the War in Iraq.]

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