Cause Nothing Can Stop the Quiet Riot: 80s Nostalgia Week
For no reason in particular, I've been letting my hair grow this past year. It's not a sign of rebellion. It's not me being too cheap/poor to pay for a haircut. Hell, it's not even the mocking of my "folliclely challenged" peers. (Although some of you guys went bald awfully fast.) I just did not get a haircut for a few months. After that, it became a "well, let's see where this goes"-type of situation.
But when people ask me why - I have no real response. And there's only so many times you can say "No reason" before you go slightly batty and begin pulling your hair out.
So, I do what I normally do - make funny shit up.
Like today:
Random Mongoloid Female:
So, your hair is getting long there.
Witty Handsome Male That Goes By The Nickname Wojr:
Yeah, need it for my other job.
RMF:
Other job?
WHMTGBTNW:
Def Leppard Cover Band.
RMF:
What?
WHMTGBTNW:
Just kidding. It's a Quiet Riot Cover Band.
And with that, I just walk away.
But my little joke cost me. Cost me dearly.
I've had Quiet Riot songs in my head all day long. Not just 'Cum On Feel The Noize.' We're talking the whole Quiet Riot oeuvre: 'Bang Your Head', 'The Wild and the Young' and, most notably, 'Mama Weer All Crazee Now.'
I don't think that I'll be able to spell correctly ever again. However, it helps me to introduce the first official 'Theme Week' at wojr.com.
That's right it's 80s Nostalgia Week at wojr.com.
You have been forewarned.
Ma ma ma ma mama weer all crazee now.
wojr
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