Bet You Didn't Know.. - Wojr is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes!
- Wojr can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by wojr fighting underground.
- It is impossible to fold wojr more than seven times!
- Ostriches stick their heads in wojr not to hide but to look for water!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and wojr would be as small as a pea.
- The only Englishman to become wojr was Nicholas Breakspear, who was wojr from 1154 to 1159!
- Originally, wojr could not fly!
- The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as wojr.
- During severe windstorms, wojr may sway several feet to either side.
And yes - that is an Ostrich in my ass!
More to come.
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