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Friday, April 07, 2006
 
Ask Yourself, What Would Jessica Simpson Do?

For the last couple of weeks, I have been noticing the same ad for Lasik surgery in the LA Weekly.

Basically, the text of the ad goes along the lines of – “Jessica Simpson could have chosen anyone for her LASIK surgery... She chose Glenn A. Kawesch and so can you!” (I checked out his website where he reiterates that selling point, lists other (supposedly) famous clients and even conducts a contest for a free surgery)

The actual advertisement always made me chuckle as I imagined other people Jessica might have chosen. She could have chosen anyone. ANYONE! Mr. Magoo, Leif Garrett or even her sister, Ashlee. The list was endless. Hey, it made me laugh and that's what counts.

However, I didn’t see any reason to comment on it here until I saw this website, LASIK AT HOME.

“Affordable In-Home LASIK Surgery You Can Do Yourself!”

I honestly can not tell if this website is for real or not. The ordering options seem completely functional. You can even buy a sweet t-shirt – with this image on the back:

So, now my little chuckle at the expense of Jessica takes on an entirely new light.

I just hope Gleen A. Kawesch can handle the competition.

DON’T BLINK, KAWIE!

wojr
 
Comments:
Oh no, no, no, no way! I can't tell if that is a real site or not either...I had LASIK 3 years ago this August and while it's the best thing I've done vision-wise, there is NO way I would perform that procedure on myself. The burning eye flesh stench is the worst part - that would definiely make me stop my lasik@home surgery...Of course, I might need to order that t-shirt of the four easy steps! I don't know how you find these sites but that one gave me a good laugh.
 
"The burning eye flesh stench"??

I think I just vomited a little in my mouth.
 
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