Wednesday, April 26, 2006
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Establishing shot: Madrid, Spain
Found on spainherald.com (via jasonspage.net):
Found on sky.com (via attu):
A tall, regal man sits in his smoking jacket and stares at his computer screen. His tender yet determined eyes indicate a mind bent on solving some elusive problem.
He speaks his thoughts aloud, but not in that crazy 'talking to one’s self' fashion.
“These are not isolated events. The monkeys are up to something.”
He takes a long pull off of his drop-step pipe.
“And who the hell picked those pictures to run with those stories?”
Given an infinite amount of time, a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard will almost surely eventually type out the works of Shakespeare.
Given a day and a bottle of Jack Daniels, that same monkey could type out a funnier entry than this.
The Porn Free Week Continues...
wojr
Establishing shot: Madrid, Spain
Found on spainherald.com (via jasonspage.net):
Socialists: Give apes human rightsCut to: Sierra Leone, Africa.The Spanish Socialist Party will introduce a bill in the Congress of Deputies calling for "the immediate inclusion of (simians) in the category of persons, and that they be given the moral and legal protection that currently are only enjoyed by human beings." The PSOE's justification is that humans share 98.4% of our genes with chimpanzees, 97.7% with gorillas, and 96.4% with orangutans.
The party will announce its Great Ape Project at a press conference tomorrow.
Found on sky.com (via attu):
Killer Chimps On RampageCut to: wojr.com Headquarters, Los Angeles, CAA group of chimpanzees attacked and killed a Sierra Leonean driver and injured two Americans and one Canadian travelling with him.
The frenzied attack happened at a wildlife sanctuary near Freetown, capital of the west African nation.
Paramilitary police and forest rangers were searching dense jungle in an attempt to capture the chimps.
A tall, regal man sits in his smoking jacket and stares at his computer screen. His tender yet determined eyes indicate a mind bent on solving some elusive problem.
He speaks his thoughts aloud, but not in that crazy 'talking to one’s self' fashion.
“These are not isolated events. The monkeys are up to something.”
He takes a long pull off of his drop-step pipe.
“And who the hell picked those pictures to run with those stories?”
Given an infinite amount of time, a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard will almost surely eventually type out the works of Shakespeare.
Given a day and a bottle of Jack Daniels, that same monkey could type out a funnier entry than this.
The Porn Free Week Continues...
wojr
