Do I Need To Eat Something Massive? Because I Can Do ThatI'm 32 years old. I'm a nice, friendly person that eats out pretty frequently.
Hell, I'm even considered handsome by some.
Then, why aren't there any restaurants in the world that have a Polaroid of me on the wall?
What does a brother have to do to get his deserved eating props?
I feel wronged and I am using the Internet as a tool of retribution.
So, if you own a restaurant or preferably a chain of them, drop me an
email with your mailing address and I'll mail a Polaroid for your fine eatery.
(Penis Pictures require the promise of a free meal.)wojr