Further Proof That Women Will Eventually Rule The World

While some headstrong women believe that the female gender already do rule the world, I’ll clarify my headline with this: I am not referring to a reality where women allow men to believe they are the rulers of the world, while the fairer sex knows who truly wields the power. I am talking about a Planet of the Apes type environment where men are a slave race keep in cages, freed only for manual labor and sexual gratification. (Remember that episode of Buck Rogers where Gil Gerard was auctioned off as a piece of man-meat? Good times.)

Found on marieclaire.co.uk (via attu):

The men who have sex with dolls

She's 'perfect' and agrees to whatever her man desires. The only thing is, she's plastic. We expose the disturbing phenomenon of men who reject real women in favour of silicone.

Sidore is as real to me as a human woman,' explains Davecat, 28, a lab technician from Detroit in the US, as he gazes lovingly at the slim, raven-haired creature beside him. 'I imagine most people think anyone who loves dolls is a pervert, but I feel normal,' he says. 'And with my silicone girlfriend, I'm part of a couple who are infinitely healthier and happier than most couples.'

I'll admit I’m fascinated by guys that buy real dolls. Back in August, I linked to a photographer’s portfolio of men and their Real Dolls. (The portfolio is no longer at the same link, but here is a sample pic:

If anyone can find the actual portfolio on the Internet again, please email me the link.) The thought of the mental status of a Real Doll owner just interests me. Are these guys that just watched Mannequin too many times?

Doll lovers claim their unhealthy pursuit is not just about carnal pleasure. For Malcolm, a 48-year-old British IT specialist, his plastic companion is a silent soulmate – someone to love, trust and share his life with, knowing she'll never desert him. A grey-haired recluse living in south-west England, Malcolm has not had a successful relationship with a woman. 'I've never had any success with relationships, and it's badly affected my quality of life,' he admits. 'When I've tried to joke with a woman on a date, I've felt like people nearby are looking at me, embarrassed on my behalf.'

Personally, I think these fellows would make for a great film.

Strangely enough, this story ties into a conversation I had the other day about the smut shopping of the two genders. A female friend of mine, that has openly admitted a fondness for porn, pointed out (Mostly as a proposed topic for this blog – it can happen – so feel free to suggest some discussion topics) how she got more looks of curiosity when she bought/rented pornography than when she bought sex toys. (Thankfully, renting sex toys is not an option.) She then hypothesized that the inverse was probably true for men.

Being a smut-related topic, I immediately had a viewpoint. I put forth that since women achieve orgasms in many fashions (clitoral, vaginal or anal) that manual manipulation of the erogenous area(s) may not be enough. Sexual aids or devices are most likely required.

(Tip for Malcom & the other Real Doll owners: When talking to a woman, and when appropriate, reinforce that you are aware that such a thing as the female orgasm exists, that you understand there are many ways to achieve one and that you are willing to pursue any means necessary to provide her one. Upon learning such information, said woman will be more inclined to tolerate the "people nearby looking at you, embarrassed on your behalf.")

On the other hand (pun intended), if a man can’t get off with his hand and a good porno, well, he’s a pervert. Plus, whenever a man purchases/owns a dildo/vibrator, people will automatically assume he is sticking it up his own ass. (But if you do own one and live with roommates, I highly recommend hiding it under their pillows or in the fridge. Good times.)

I completely forgot how I was going to tie this all to the theme of 'Women Ruling the Planet' but it was good - I promise you. Plus, I think we can all admit that purchasing silicone slam pigs is no way for men to establish themselves as the dominant sex on this or any planet.

wojr  ¶ 11:51 AM