If I Put Naked Ladies In The Headline, Will You Read This?

(Warning: The Headline, in all probability, will be the best written portion of this entry.)

Found on yesbutnobutyes.com (via attu (Both are NSFW)):

Streaking - a curiously British phenomenon (that guy who streaked behind David Niven at the Oscars notwithstanding). While I was growing up, it seemed that almost every national sporting event in England was interrupted by a naked runner - usually a short ugly hairy man who proved to the crowd just how cold the weather actually was (see Seinfeld, shrinkage).

But while no-one - male or female - probably gives a damn about seeing male dangly bits jogging across a tennis court, I thought there might be a little more interest in a Hall of Fame for the great female streakers to grace our sporting arenas.

And so, YBNBY provides a pictorial guide to the Ten best female streakers of all time.

And they go about showing the naked ladies – one of which is actually doing a cartwheel – none of which actually got my blood flowing in the slightest.

But what really got my blood flowing was my own national pride. (Yes, liberals can have national pride.)

Is England really kicking our American asses at streaking? (FYI - Streaking is the practice of running around in public places nude.)

The United States of America - home to Scores, the San Fernando Valley, Whip ‘Em Out Wednesdays, the Tampa 14 and Girls Gone Wild (Side note: click here for a funny Girls Gone Wild article.) - is losing a contest in public nudity??

I could not believe it – so, I went to google and did some research.

And we are getting our asses handed to us in streaking. Just look at this – The Streakers’ Hall of Fame. (You think it’s SFW? Then you’re an idiot.) Dominated by the British (and the Kiwis, but really, what’s the difference?)

Thus, America, consider this a call to arms. Your country needs you naked and running free. (Not you, Grosso, you’ve already done your part.)

Then, once we have beaten those Redcoats (if that term can apply to naked people) and reclaimed our American pride & self-esteem, maybe then we wouldn’t be so easily offended by some Super Bowl boobage.

And I miss me some half-time titty.

wojr  ¶ 4:35 PM