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Wednesday, April 12, 2006
 
Now, Kids Remember the Word of the Day: “Bahlaqeem”

On a busy day like today, I wish I could travel through time.

However, today I’ll just settle for a story like this, from MSNBC.com (via Jason’s Page):
Chiropractor claims to travel through time

A chiropractor who claims he can treat anyone by reaching back in time to when an injury occurred has attracted the attention of state regulators.

The Ohio State Chiropractic Board, in a notice of hearing, has accused James Burda of Athens of being "unable to practice chiropractic according to acceptable and prevailing standards of care due to mental illness, specifically, Delusional Disorder, Grandiose Type."

Burda denied that he is mentally ill.
I can relate. I too can be the Grandiose Type. Plus, I always have to deny that I am mentally ill as well.
"My foot hurt and, knowing anatomy, I went ahead and I told it to realign and my pain went away," Burda said Thursday.

Burda calls his treatment "Bahlaqeem."

"It is a made-up word and, to my knowledge, has no known meaning except for this intended purpose. It does, however, have a soothing vibrational influence and contains the very special number of nine letters," Burda's Web site says.
Want to see this crazy website? Can’t you guess what the web address? Yep. bahlaqeem.com.
The Web site describes the treatment as "a long-distance healing service (not a product) to help increase the quality of your life that can be performed in the privacy of your home or other personal space. There is no need to come to my office."
I wish all my doctors had that last rule.

Now in Burda’s defense, he’s at least using his time traveling powers for good. Think about what would happen if turned to the dark side. And his site even says “Payment is expected only when you are satisfied.” I wish my Asian massage parlor had the same payment policy.

Just know that I too am sending you my own soothing vibrational influence. If you feel better, I expect a happy ending.

wojr
 
Comments:
You gotta love the stock pictures he has on the site. What a quack!

Tried to post one of the pictures here but blogger won't accept the HTML.
 
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