True, Everything Seems To Be Pissing Me Off But This One is NOT Important

One of my pet peeves deals with people saying “I could care less.”

The correct phrasing happens to be “I could NOT care less.”

Thus, one is expressing with that statement how their level of apathy has reached a level so low that it could not possibly sink any lower. We’re talking somewhere beneath that so-called “bottom” those kooky alcoholics/addicts are always talking about.

Saying “I could care less” implies that you have some level (however minuscule) of interest.

Let me show you some examples of me NOT being able to care less about something.

Found on TMZ.com:

THE RUMOR: Are Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson at war?

HOW IT STARTED: Buzz of a feud caught fire after Lindsay reportedly berated Jessica last week at The Dime, a Hollywood night spot. According to reports, Lindsay went ballistic after Jessica did not thank her for sending a round of drinks to the table.

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Internet Gossip Gangster Perez Hilton has an interesting theory. The two young starlets are not necessarily the ones at war. It's their respective hairdressers, who accompanied them to The Dime last week, who have issues with each other, which could explain the rumors of fireworks at the bar.

I thought I could not care less about that story until I read this piece of expert journalism.

Found on cnn.com (YES, C-DOUBLE-F’ING-N!!):

Seacrest: I'm not speaking to Abdul

"American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest says he and judge Paula Abdul aren't speaking to one another, but Abdul calls reports of a feud "ridiculous."

Seacrest told People magazine last week that his relationship with Abdul was "awkward."

"I don't know what the deal is. It's very awkward," he was quoted as saying.

See what happens when I can’t talk about porn - I get this. Crap I could NOT care less about. The Four Horsemen of the A-SUCK-alypse – Seacrest, Abdul, Lohan & Simpson. (Since Fez has probably banged all of them, does that make Wilmer Valderrama “Lucifer”?)

AND – WTF is an Internet Gossip Gangster? Does that mean Perez is more street than Liz Smith? Because that's bull - I've seen Liz Smith shiv a guy just for making direct eye contact with her nipples. That woman will take your bitch ass out, Perez Hilton.

In closing, the world is going to shit and I could NOT care less.

The Porn Free Week Continues...

wojr  ¶ 9:30 AM