THE FIRST UNOFFICIAL WOJR.COM CONTESTThis morning I received the following email from an undisclosed source:
yo wojr,
i just pissed in an empty half gallon bottle of iced tea because my [deleted to conceal identity of sender] was in the shower. I was holding it forever cause i think [deleted] was in there rubbing one out and i did not want to disturb [deleted]. I swear it was the best piss i ever took.
Which reminded me of the skit we did during greek week The world longest piss by adam sandler...and then gulick strutted acoss the stage and then shoenhut went tanya harding on his ass...
we all laughed and then everyone else in the place stood there like we were a bunch of baboons. I remember the blow job i got that night though for some reason...good amount of teeth,,,
anyway....thanks for the stroll down memory lane...
The first person to tell me who wrote this email and their approximate level of intoxication will win a prize. Of some form. To be disclosed later.
Hell, the prize might end up being the half gallon bottle of piss.
Submit guesses in comment section. (The sender of the email is excluded from participating.)
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