Ten Bucks Says He Pawned Them (Actually, Twenty Says Gary Coleman Stole Them!)

Found on E! Online.com:

Mr. T revealing that he shed his signature gold chains after seeing the destruction of Hurricane Katrina. "As a spiritual man, I felt it would be a sin against my God for me to wear all that gold again because I spent a lot of time with the less fortunate," the actor said Thursday at the Television Critics Association summer press tour. Um, okay.

Yes, it does feel like the end of an era.

Mr. T’s gold chains are no longer with us. I haven’t felt such a loss since Mr. T took his cereal away from us, the cereal eating consumers.

Actually, that's a lie.

I haven't been this upset since I found out that the A-Team comic book would end after only THREE issues!


Come on, they had B.A. battle a SUMO. (Plus, after a sumo, handling a hurricane should be a piece of cake.)


That’s funnier than the time that B.A. got transfused with Mad Dog’s “CRAZY BLOOD”!

Actually, maybe that crazy blood would explain all this - especially when I read something like this:

The erstwhile B.A. Baracus said that he wasn't worried about the drastic change in his image.

"No. The gold is in my heart. So people now on my show, they'll see the gold is in my heart. As a matter of fact, I'll be doing so good you will forget about the gold I used to wear."

What show is Mr. "First Name 'Mister' - Middle Name 'Period' - Last Name 'Tee'" talking about?

Well, his new show on TV Land, I Pity the Fool.

Mr. T knows that a little altruism is the best way to promote a new TV show.


wojr  ¶ 11:08 AM