The Man with Two Dicks Picks Hitler over Hilton

For today’s post, wojr.com is going to include a little trivia:

What 1993 film was Mel Gibson’s directorial debut?

We’ll tell you the answer at the end of the post.

Yesterday, The Lord of Truth forwarded me this story he found on news.yahoo.com:

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

A man with two dicks - my first reaction was “Oh, that’s going on the site.” I could make some jokes about his moral obligation to do a porno before getting the operation. I could hypothesize about what was the “straw that broke the camel’s back” that made him choose the operation now at the age of 24.

But, then I read this little factoid:

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men.

So, my math skills may be off, but doesn’t that mean there are at least 90 of these two dicked fuckers running China alone?

Suddenly, I’m not that impressed with diphallus. It seems routine.

Like this other story out of India found on cnn.com:

India deeming Paris Hilton's video for "Stars Are Blind" too hot for broadcast after claiming it had sexual connotations.

So, Paris is being banned by the Indians (dots not feathers). Probably payback for the thought of her playing their beloved Mother Teresa on the big screen. Who cares, right?

But then, I found this gem of a story on reuters.com:

MUMBAI (Reuters) - Israel's mission in India asked city authorities in the financial hub of Mumbai on Wednesday to get a restaurant called "Hitler's Cross" to change its name.

The restaurant, which opened last week, was promoted with posters of Hitler and Nazi swastikas, infuriating India's small Jewish population.

The restaurant's owners have said they were neither promoting Hitler nor the Nazi ideology, but would not change the restaurant's name.

They have said they would open two more branches in Mumbai with the same name by October.

Now if my logic center is working right, India has thus chosen Adolph Hitler as a more acceptable cultural influence than Paris Hilton – a notion that just fills me with some strange sense of glee.

But enough of anti-Semitism and other wacky Hollywood behavior, lets get back to Mel Gibson.

If you said that Mel’s directorial debut was The Man With Two Faces, you would be incorrect. If you got the answer wrong, don't get yourself down - I meant to mislead you.

The correct response was The Man Without a Face, which was also the big screen debut for Nick Stahl of Carnivàle fame.

As far as we know, both these men only have one penis.

wojr

Labels: Hollywood, News, Sex, Whores

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