Thursday, September 21, 2006
Know the World Around You
Right now, somewhere in the world…
Someone is going “Gay for Pay.”
Some drunk’s bender is just beginning.
An episode of Law & Order is airing on two or more networks.
Some hack is being paid more than you to get Lindsey Lohan more press.
The son of Dracula is looking for a book deal.
Several women have their legs up in stirrups as they patiently await their doctor.
Some guy is getting aroused at the idea of women in stirrups.
The ‘Age of Diddy’ Just Keeps on Truckin’.
Someone is knocking the bottom out of someone’s sister.
Someone has three or more fingers in their anal cavity. It might be that “Gay for Pay” guy.
The NFL doesn’t want you to get drunk.
One of your friends is making fun of you behind your back. (If you’re a large Italian adult male that still lives at home, that number may be higher.)
Several babies and senior citizens are crapping in their diapers.
Some guy is getting aroused at the idea of crapping in a diaper.
A team of Public Relations experts are brainstorming ways to steal press away from Lindsey Lohan.
Some porn star is having problems maintaining wood. This might be that “Gay for Pay” guy as well.
Some other drunk’s bender is just ending.
Someone is wondering if stirrups or diapers get wojr aroused.
You’re realizing that the time you spent reading this blog is LOST FOREVER.
wojr
Right now, somewhere in the world…
Someone is going “Gay for Pay.” Some drunk’s bender is just beginning. An episode of Law & Order is airing on two or more networks. Some hack is being paid more than you to get Lindsey Lohan more press. The son of Dracula is looking for a book deal. Several women have their legs up in stirrups as they patiently await their doctor. Some guy is getting aroused at the idea of women in stirrups. The ‘Age of Diddy’ Just Keeps on Truckin’. Someone is knocking the bottom out of someone’s sister. Someone has three or more fingers in their anal cavity. It might be that “Gay for Pay” guy. The NFL doesn’t want you to get drunk. One of your friends is making fun of you behind your back. (If you’re a large Italian adult male that still lives at home, that number may be higher.) Several babies and senior citizens are crapping in their diapers. Some guy is getting aroused at the idea of crapping in a diaper. A team of Public Relations experts are brainstorming ways to steal press away from Lindsey Lohan. Some porn star is having problems maintaining wood. This might be that “Gay for Pay” guy as well. Some other drunk’s bender is just ending. Someone is wondering if stirrups or diapers get wojr aroused. You’re realizing that the time you spent reading this blog is LOST FOREVER.wojr
Labels: Intoxication, Porn, Sex, Snide Remarks
