NO TITLE COULD DO THIS POST JUSTICE

Found via warrenellis.com - Two magnificent galleries of Bad Album Covers. (Gallery 1, Gallery 2).

While I'm upset that the works of Wing are not given their proper due -

I am impressed by the variety of their collection.

If you don't want to go through all their archives, I did pick my own Top 5.

Number Five is a personal pick for me. I imagine if Papa Wojr ever "rocked out", it would probably resemble this album:


I'm not sure but I think Eilerts Jul is either Yiddish for Santa's Fleshpopsicle or Mandarin for Santa Fiery Rape of Ass.

The cover sitting at Number Four is on the list just so I can link to the band's website.


I also may have a wig fetish.

Filling out our Number Three spot is a warning for my cousin, Ryan.


This could be your future. Repent now, you Redneck!

The album taking the Number Two will assume the duties of MISS TEEN USA if the titleholder for some reason cannot fulfill their obligations.


Had to get me some religious mockery in there somehow. Plus, I wanted to point out that my God does not drive a Choo-Choo. He rides a Righteous Locomotive of Judgment - spewing forth fire and brimstone - ready to mow down the unworthy sinners before him.

Ahem... Now on to our top spot.

Number One has to go to the lazy-eyed anal rapist.


He had me at 'Cody'.

Honorable Mention must go to this album from The Broncatellos.


All that one needs an actual album cover to make the top spot.

Personally, I think it would look a little like this:


wojr  ¶ 5:27 PM