Wojr’s Week in World of the Hip to the Hop

As we enter this 395th day in the Age of Diddy, wojr.com turns its gaze to the world of hip-hop (At least, what wojr’s white ass believes to be the world of hip-hop).

Bobbie Brown and Whitney Houston managed to sustain fourteen years of marriage. That’s quite an accomplishment. Of course, it is easier when Angelina Jolie isn’t chasing your man, but fourteen “Crack is Whack”, batshit crazy years of marital bliss is nothing to thumb your nose at. Even to wipe off the cocaine.

Fourteen years, man. I don’t know about you guys, but that makes me feel:

• Old as balls, given how I remember both Whitney’s and New Edition’s debut albums.
• Still unclear on this whole sanctity of marriage thing the Right keeps wanting to protect.

But it’s all over now. From eonline.com:

Being Mrs. Bobby Brown no longer appeals to Whitney Houston.

The "So Emotional" singer has filed for divorce from her husband of 14 years, citing irreconcilable differences, her rep, Nancy Seltzer, confirmed to E! News.

The court documents were filed Friday in Orange County, California. Though the filing was technically for a legal separation, Seltzer said Houston was referring to it as a divorce, as that was her intent.

However, Brown's attorney, Phaedra Parks, emphasized that the split had not yet reached that stage.

"It is a legal separation. It is not a divorce or a divorce petition," Parks told the Associated Press Wednesday.

You got admit Brown’s tenacity but I think there’s another suitor competing for Houston’s attentions.

Found on accesshollywood.com (via some website I fail to recall):

The New York Post quoted Boof as saying [Osama] bin Laden told her [Whitney] Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

Boof said he even talked about spending a lot of money to go to the U.S. and meet her

She said he wanted to give Houston a mansion and he'd be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.

As for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, Boof said bin Laden talked about having him killed.

Who knows? This separation might just be an effort on Whitney's part to save Bobby’s life?

“Run, Bobby! Don’t let Bin Laden get you. Run to Diddy, he’ll protect you. Wait, don’t take the crack with you! That’s my crack. Osama, pop a cap in that--”

Sorry, let that get away from me there, but speaking of Diddy-

Found on eonline.com:

ANOTHER NAME CHANGE: Sean Combs agreeing to stop using the name Diddy in the U.K. as part of a settlement with British music producer Richard "Diddy" Dearlove, who sued the rap mogul for unfair competition. At least he has plenty of other names to fall back on.

Now that’s just cold. Some English Dick (his name is Richard) is trying to bring the Age of Diddy to a premature halt. Didn’t he see what happened to Tupac?

I’m not worried though. The Diddy is strong. He can protect Bobby Brown from Osama if he so chooses. But he can be merciful, too. The Diddy can be kind. It’s what makes him Christ-like.

Besides it’s only England.

That’s all for this week in the hip to the hop. Next week, we’ll try to track down Bobby McFerrin whose year of retirement was up on August 15th. Time to get back to work, son.

wojr

Labels: Crackers, Diddy, Hollywood, News, Political, Whores

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