Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Which Hole Does This One Go In?
Following last week’s butt plug modeled after George Dubya, we know have a product that is less disturbing but should inspire greater disdain.
The Dashboard Mohammed!
This comes mere days after I read the following article on news.yahoo.com (via silentbobspeaks.com):
"I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ..."
The Shiite’s don’t like a kindler, gentler Christ – One that just pops? One that just cries out to be on your dashboard?
Something tells me they’ll just hate the Dashboard Mohammed.
Coming to a jihad near you!
wojr
Following last week’s butt plug modeled after George Dubya, we know have a product that is less disturbing but should inspire greater disdain.
The Dashboard Mohammed!
It's pretty simple, really. The Dashboard Mohammed is nothing more than an attempt at a clever play on the Dashboard Jesus. It's a bobble head that can be placed on the dashboard of your car, your monitor at work, in your shower, anywhere you need spiritual uplifting and guidance.Allah help us if someone’s pooper needs uplifting. That flower/lit fuse does not look too pleasing.
This comes mere days after I read the following article on news.yahoo.com (via silentbobspeaks.com):
BAGHDAD (AFP) - Iraqi Shiite residents of Baghdad's Sadr City have expressed anger on over [sic] a picture of a grinning Jesus they mistook for a Shiite holy figure that appeared in the area after a joint US-Iraqi operation.God, I loved Kevin Smith’s script for Dogma.
Residents found a picture of "Buddy Jesus" from the 1999 film "Dogma" posted in the streets, accompanied by a badly photocopied pamphlet bearing a crude approximation of a US military crest and outlining a US "plan" to subjugate the neighborhood.
"That picture abuses our Imam Mahdi and his holy character, and mocks our sacred figures," said resident Abu Riyam Sunday, apparently mistaking the satirical movie still of Jesus for one of Shiite Islam's historical imams, whose images adopt a Jesus-like iconography.
"I give you... The Buddy Christ. Now that's not the sanctioned term we're using for the symbol, just something we've been kicking around the office, but look at it. Doesn't it... pop? Buddy Christ..."
The Shiite’s don’t like a kindler, gentler Christ – One that just pops? One that just cries out to be on your dashboard?
Something tells me they’ll just hate the Dashboard Mohammed.
Coming to a jihad near you!
wojr
Labels: Hollywood, News, Religion, Snide Remarks
