wojr Has A Saltine Ass (Or This Would Never Happen to Diddy’s Mom)

Found on cnn.com:

Chris Rock's mom: Cracker Barrel discriminated

CHARLESTON, South Carolina (AP) -- Rose Rock, the mother of comedian Chris Rock, claims she was racially discriminated against when she was seated but ignored for a half hour at a Cracker Barrel restaurant along the South Carolina coast.

Rock said Tuesday she planned to sue the Lebanon, Tennessee-based company. A Cracker Barrel spokeswoman said the restaurant chain was investigating and taking the complaint "very seriously."

Cracker Barrel has in the past faced numerous lawsuits and a federal inquiry over complaints of refusing to serve black customers, discriminating against minority workers and firing gay employees. The company has taken steps to rebuild its folksy image and reach out to minorities.

wojr.com would never condone acts of discrimination that aren’t based on taste or intelligence. This is why wojr.com discriminates against racists.

But occasionally we do need to point out the obvious:

The place is called CRACKER Barrel.

I’m not white enough for the Cracker Barrel and my ass is the color of Elmer’s glue.

I thought to myself, why would an intelligent black woman with a little coin in her pocket want to eat at the Cracker Barrel? Has the woman even seen her son’s stand-up?

Whenever an old black man sees an old white man, the old black man always kisses the old white man's ass.

''How you doing, sir? Pleased to meet you. Whatever I can get you, you let me know.''

As soon as the white man gets out of sight, he's like:

''Cracker-ass cracker! I'll put my foot in the crack of your ass, cracker-ass cracker! I wish that cracker would've said some shit to me, saltine-assed, motherfucking cracker! Cracker, kiss my ass, you fucking cracker!''

The white man comes back.

''Howdy, sir?''

But then I read this portion of the article:

The Rev. Al Sharpton will join Rock on Wednesday in South Carolina to announce that Sharpton's Action Network will finance the planned lawsuit.

"I'm getting reports from all over the country about Cracker Barrel," Sharpton said from New York on Tuesday.

So, I thought to myself, one, if Mrs. Rock is so insulted why can't she get her son, Chris, to pony up some of his Everybody Loves Chris money for the lawsuit and, two, doesn't the “Sharpton’s Action Network” sound like a great idea for a TV show? (Maybe it can be sponsored by Cracker Barrel.)

The cynic in me thinks there is more to the story than what's in that article.

To be continued in The Case of Cracker Ass Cracker Barrel Conspiracy.

wojr

Labels: Crackers, Hollywood, News

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