wojr.com: more than just penis euphemisms (but not by much)

Language is a peculiar thing, especially when you take the time to closely examine it.

Take, for example, the expression "his patience has worn thin." Why do we only comment on the waif-like nature of one’s patience? How come no over ever remarks about the thickness of one’s stoicism?

Wow, that fellow there has a rather thick and robust patience!

Of course, folks then might be prone to mistake the word "patience" for similar-sounding "penis" (or they could just assume patience is an euphemism for cock), especially when used in conjunction with adjectives like thick and robust.

But come on now, except for vagina, what noun couldn’t be turned into a metaphor for the male sexual organ?

Again, you just have to bask in the wonder of language.

By now, I’d wager some of you must be having your patience worn thin as you ask yourself, "what is wojr’s point?" or more accurately "does he ever have a point?"

Well, I am extremely aware that it has been some time since I last posted anything on this blog or the website. Well, I apologize for that and thank those who have waited quietly and patiently for me to get back to my insipid, self-involved writing. To those loyal readers, I compliment you on the obvious thickness of your fortitude. Your patience clearly has the girth of a Mandingo sex fantasy.

To the rest of you that bitched and moaned, well, you all have small and peculiar dicks, especially when you take the time to closely examine them.

Even the ladies.

wojr

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