wojr - words, occasionally sentences
Friday, July 02, 2004
What Would Charlie Murphy Do?
This is one of my favorite pictures of all time. Figure I'll put it up while Ryan and Kyle are being deprived of their Internet access.
HAPPY 5:00PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!
wojr
This is one of my favorite pictures of all time. Figure I'll put it up while Ryan and Kyle are being deprived of their Internet access.
HAPPY 5:00PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!
wojr
I Can Be A Two-Bit Hussy - Hell, I'd Settle For One Bit
A month ago, I briefly commented on the sex blogger known as Washingtonienne here.
Well..
From The Register:
"Washington sex blogger Jessica Cutler - aka Washingtonienne - has reportedly signed a $300,000 book deal with HyperionDisney.
Cutler formerly worked sorting mail for Republican Senator Mike DeWine but was shown the door after using Congressional computers to write her now-legendary blog. The diaries recount Washingtonienne's sexual shenannigans on Capitol Hill, including fumblings with an unnamed Bush administration appointee. She also apparently sold herself like a two-bit hussy to supplement her meagre $25k salary."
That's it, I'm going to divulge about everyone's sex lives, not just really old people.
wojr
A month ago, I briefly commented on the sex blogger known as Washingtonienne here.
Well..
From The Register:
"Washington sex blogger Jessica Cutler - aka Washingtonienne - has reportedly signed a $300,000 book deal with HyperionDisney.
Cutler formerly worked sorting mail for Republican Senator Mike DeWine but was shown the door after using Congressional computers to write her now-legendary blog. The diaries recount Washingtonienne's sexual shenannigans on Capitol Hill, including fumblings with an unnamed Bush administration appointee. She also apparently sold herself like a two-bit hussy to supplement her meagre $25k salary."
That's it, I'm going to divulge about everyone's sex lives, not just really old people.
wojr
DAMMIT!! I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!
I guess people do actually read this site.
"Looks Like This Guy Had Some Fun With The Personal Ads"
wojr
I guess people do actually read this site.
"Looks Like This Guy Had Some Fun With The Personal Ads"
wojr
Thursday, July 01, 2004
Mom, Why Does Fido's Chew-Toy Have A French Tickler?
This site's address says it all.
www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com
I barely managed to get 23 out of 28 correct.
wojr
This site's address says it all.
www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com
I barely managed to get 23 out of 28 correct.
wojr
If It Made Fun of George Dubya, It Could Have Doubled That
From eonline.com:
"THE SKY'S THE LIMIT! Spider-Man 2 grossing $40.5 million in its first day in release on Wednesday, the largest opening day ever and shattering the previous mark of $39.4 million set by the original."
I think I'm officially an old man - I'm going to wait for the lines to die down before I catch Spidey. Not only do I have liberal propaganda to see but Before Sunset opens this weekend.
wojr
From eonline.com:
"THE SKY'S THE LIMIT! Spider-Man 2 grossing $40.5 million in its first day in release on Wednesday, the largest opening day ever and shattering the previous mark of $39.4 million set by the original."
I think I'm officially an old man - I'm going to wait for the lines to die down before I catch Spidey. Not only do I have liberal propaganda to see but Before Sunset opens this weekend.
wojr
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Where Was This Girl When I Was 14?
From ABC:
"A Tampa-area middle school teacher is under arrest, accused of having sex with a student.
Reading teacher Debra Beasley LaFave, 23, is a newlywed who is accused of performing oral sex on a 14-year-old student at Greco Middle School twice in the past month.
LaFave is being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on $15,000 bail.
The 2002 graduate of the University of South Florida was married 11 months ago.
Temple Terrace police said that LaFave was arrested at her home after the 14-year-old boy told his mother the allegations. LaFave was reportedly never the boy's teacher."
No matter how far sexual equality has come there are still certain discrepancies. A 14 year old girl that had sex with a 23 year old man is a victim. A 14 year old boy bagging a hot 23 year old woman is a hero.
For more pictures of the seducer, click here.
wojr
From ABC:
"A Tampa-area middle school teacher is under arrest, accused of having sex with a student.
Reading teacher Debra Beasley LaFave, 23, is a newlywed who is accused of performing oral sex on a 14-year-old student at Greco Middle School twice in the past month.
LaFave is being held in the Hillsborough County Jail on $15,000 bail.
The 2002 graduate of the University of South Florida was married 11 months ago.
Temple Terrace police said that LaFave was arrested at her home after the 14-year-old boy told his mother the allegations. LaFave was reportedly never the boy's teacher."
No matter how far sexual equality has come there are still certain discrepancies. A 14 year old girl that had sex with a 23 year old man is a victim. A 14 year old boy bagging a hot 23 year old woman is a hero.
For more pictures of the seducer, click here.
wojr
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
No Really, It is a Horror Comic
Posted the first strip of "Things..."
Sometimes the scariest things are the words out of people's mouths.
Click Here for Geriatric Loving.
wojr
Posted the first strip of "Things..."
Sometimes the scariest things are the words out of people's mouths.
Click Here for Geriatric Loving.
wojr
Monday, June 28, 2004
And That's Just Domestic - Imagine How It'll Play in France
From eonline.com:
"Michael Moore's assault on President Bush was even hotter than anticipated, earning a searing $23.9 million to become the first documentary in Hollywood history to top the box-office charts, according to studio tallies released Monday. The final figure was up 9 percent from initial estimates Sunday."
I tried to catch the movie on Sunday Morning, but it was sold out. That'll teach me for trying to see it in uber-liberal Santa Monica.
wojr
From eonline.com:
"Michael Moore's assault on President Bush was even hotter than anticipated, earning a searing $23.9 million to become the first documentary in Hollywood history to top the box-office charts, according to studio tallies released Monday. The final figure was up 9 percent from initial estimates Sunday."
I tried to catch the movie on Sunday Morning, but it was sold out. That'll teach me for trying to see it in uber-liberal Santa Monica.
wojr
Sunday, June 27, 2004
Wish This One Was In My Sunday Comics
Check out this webcomic, A Softer World. It's positively Genius! (Well, at least it's better than Marmaduke.)
wojr
Check out this webcomic, A Softer World. It's positively Genius! (Well, at least it's better than Marmaduke.)
wojr
