wojr - words, occasionally sentences
CONTINUING THE HISTORY OF GUYS THAT DID NOT GET LAID.. EVER
The secret of arousing a woman's desire -- FLAMING ARROWS! (And again, what is the connection with Sadomasochism and Nazi hats? Any S&M freaks out there want to explain that one to me? (And by 'freaks', I really mean "Abominations to the Lord Almighty".))
HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY, MY DIRTY LITTLE NAZIS!
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The First Five Guys Were Actually A Basketball Team
The
latest "Things.." strip is up and I turn the spotlight of mocking on my adopted hometown.
I can make fun of Los Angeles now in the summertime. It's only during the winter months that I keep my mouth shut. (That is, when I'm not proclaiming how I can wear shorts in the middle of January.)
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Is Tara Reid Doing Porn Yet?
Really, she's looking sluttier than most porn starlets. It's only a matter of time before we get an "unauthorized" sex tape of her floating around town. And by "we", I am referring to..
Referring to..
I have no idea who I'm referring to, but I'm sure Bronc will somehow be involved.
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