wojr - words, occasionally sentences
Friday, August 19, 2005
In Keeping with the Theme of the Day
1. Do you think they had a debate on whether Robin’s glasses should go over or under his mask? I bet they argued about it during the entire ride over in their mom’s minivan.
2. Is Robin wearing dishwashing gloves?
3. Personally, I think DC should worry more about people questioning Aquaman’s sexuality than the Dynamic Duo. Those two are just a lost cause.
4. Yes, this is the second post of mine that sports a picture of Robin with a sizable groin area. Click here for the first.
HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!
TWO WEEKS UNTIL A NEW THINGS!!
wojr
1. Do you think they had a debate on whether Robin’s glasses should go over or under his mask? I bet they argued about it during the entire ride over in their mom’s minivan.
2. Is Robin wearing dishwashing gloves?
3. Personally, I think DC should worry more about people questioning Aquaman’s sexuality than the Dynamic Duo. Those two are just a lost cause.
4. Yes, this is the second post of mine that sports a picture of Robin with a sizable groin area. Click here for the first.
HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!
TWO WEEKS UNTIL A NEW THINGS!!
wojr
DC Comics Makes Batman the Tom Cruise of Comic Books
Found at Stay Free! via Attu:
"D.C. Comics is going after a Chelsea art dealer, demanding that it cease and desist from exhibiting Mark Chamberlain’s series of "gay Batman" watercolors. As Kathleen Cullen of Kathleen Cullen Fine Art explained to Artnet, "D.C. Comics wants me to hand over all unsold work and invoices for the sold work!"
Here are some samples of the artwork:
The rest can be found at artnet.com.
I really wonder where the artist got the crazy idea that Batman and Robin could be "friends of Dorothy"??
Maybe from here?
Maybe DC Comics can issue their own company a cease and desist order??
Just a thought.
Personally, I think the Batman / Robin thing is hackneyed, especially after Joel Schumacher got to it. Now, if it was a threeway between Superman, Jimmy Olsen & Perry White, then I'd be shocked.
wojr
Found at Stay Free! via Attu:
"D.C. Comics is going after a Chelsea art dealer, demanding that it cease and desist from exhibiting Mark Chamberlain’s series of "gay Batman" watercolors. As Kathleen Cullen of Kathleen Cullen Fine Art explained to Artnet, "D.C. Comics wants me to hand over all unsold work and invoices for the sold work!"
Here are some samples of the artwork:
The rest can be found at artnet.com.
I really wonder where the artist got the crazy idea that Batman and Robin could be "friends of Dorothy"??
Maybe from here?
Maybe DC Comics can issue their own company a cease and desist order??
Just a thought.
Personally, I think the Batman / Robin thing is hackneyed, especially after Joel Schumacher got to it. Now, if it was a threeway between Superman, Jimmy Olsen & Perry White, then I'd be shocked.
wojr
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Proof that I am NOT a Completely Heartless Bastard
In preparation for the fall and her new class schedule, Carmel has switched her work shifts to mostly nights.
While this change allows me to spend less time acting as "dutiful boyfriend guy" and more time as "dutiful writer guy" (hence, the increased frequency of journal posts), it has also altered Carmel's sleeping habits.
Thus, when I leave for work, I'm leaving her still asleep in bed.
Isn't it bad enough I have to wake up early and lug my lazy carcass into the office, but I have to leave that sweet scene as well?
I deserve a raise.
Hell, we all deserve a raise.
Except for Raj. He's overpaid.
(On a related note, don't you think people that work inside should get paid more when it is absolutely beautiful outside? You know, as an incentive for not flaking out on your job. Nothing too big, just a few dollars to make heading back to the office after lunch a little easier to handle.)
Yeah, it's a little creepy that I took her picture like that, but it's also creepy how her eyelids don't completely close either.
wojr
In preparation for the fall and her new class schedule, Carmel has switched her work shifts to mostly nights.
While this change allows me to spend less time acting as "dutiful boyfriend guy" and more time as "dutiful writer guy" (hence, the increased frequency of journal posts), it has also altered Carmel's sleeping habits.
Thus, when I leave for work, I'm leaving her still asleep in bed.
Isn't it bad enough I have to wake up early and lug my lazy carcass into the office, but I have to leave that sweet scene as well?
I deserve a raise.
Hell, we all deserve a raise.
Except for Raj. He's overpaid.
(On a related note, don't you think people that work inside should get paid more when it is absolutely beautiful outside? You know, as an incentive for not flaking out on your job. Nothing too big, just a few dollars to make heading back to the office after lunch a little easier to handle.)
Yeah, it's a little creepy that I took her picture like that, but it's also creepy how her eyelids don't completely close either.
wojr
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
Brother Has Put Mark & Tremayne to Shame
All they did was steal a car..
From abc:
"NEW WINDSOR, NY-August 16, 2005 - Joseph Siragusa [received] 20 traffic tickets in the time it takes some people just to find their car keys.
Police in the Town of Highlands, New York, say Siragusa broke just about every rule of the road. He was finally stopped by military police after a chase that topped more than 90 miles an hour. Siragusa was also cited for passing on the right, failure to stay in lane, drunk driving and possession of marijuana.
Siragusa might have been celebrating.
According to the Middletown Herald Record, Siragusa's three-year probation for grand larceny had just ended."
There is a 4 in 5 chance that I went to college with this guy! There is a 5 in 5 chance that he was definitely celebrating.
wojr
All they did was steal a car..
From abc:
"NEW WINDSOR, NY-August 16, 2005 - Joseph Siragusa [received] 20 traffic tickets in the time it takes some people just to find their car keys.
Police in the Town of Highlands, New York, say Siragusa broke just about every rule of the road. He was finally stopped by military police after a chase that topped more than 90 miles an hour. Siragusa was also cited for passing on the right, failure to stay in lane, drunk driving and possession of marijuana.
Siragusa might have been celebrating.
According to the Middletown Herald Record, Siragusa's three-year probation for grand larceny had just ended."
There is a 4 in 5 chance that I went to college with this guy! There is a 5 in 5 chance that he was definitely celebrating.
wojr
Wojr Doesn’t Need a Name Change, But Some Free Press Would Be Nice
If you do not know, yesterday was a historic day. You know why? Because on August 16, 2005, civilization as we knew it ceased to exist and there is only one man to blame.
And his name is now DIDDY!
Yesterday, the man legally known as Sean Combs announced that he has changed his nickname from "P. Diddy" to just "Diddy" and our media proclaimed it NEWS!
Why did he do it? Was he shedding his so-called slave name? Was he attempting to hide from some paternity suits? Did he donate his "P" to some important cause?
NO.
Bastard was out for some press, but of course, he claimed to have other reasons.
In his own words:
1. "I even started to get confused myself--and when I'd called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long," Diddy told the New York Post.
2. "A lot of my peeps in music been calling me 'Diddy,' so it's not a drastic change for them. But people around the world didn't know what to call me."
But most importantly --
3. "I felt like the 'P' was getting between me and my fans and now we're closer," Diddy said.
Hold on…
Wait for it..
Trust me it’s worth it..
R. Kelly also feels like his pee is getting between him and his fans, especially the underage female fans.
(God, that’s why you need a blog. That felt SO GOOD.)
Well, you know what P. Diddy? I’m not calling you DIDDY. To me, you will always be PUFF DADDY.
And it’s not just because I like calling black men "DADDY."
It’s because the B.I.G. called you that and I am all about giving my props to the B.I.G. Something I think you may have forgotten, Sean.
Years ago, BRONC tried to get me to call him M.J. I laughed right in his face (well, via a telephone) and he realized what a stupid idea that was. If the B.I.G was still around, he would laugh in Mr. Combs' face and we’d all be better off.
Especially Bobby McFerrin.
You see, yesterday, Bobby "Don't Worry, Be Happy" McFerrin announced plans to take a year-long break from touring and recording. Unfortunately, Puff Daddy stole all his press.
In related news, Anson "Potsie" Williams announced he is taking a year off from acting & Paris Hilton announced that she is taking a year off from porn.
Luckily, we will only have a year to wait for them to return. Who knows what Sean’s nickname will be by then?
"One word. Five letters. Period." That word – BITCH.
wojr
If you do not know, yesterday was a historic day. You know why? Because on August 16, 2005, civilization as we knew it ceased to exist and there is only one man to blame.
And his name is now DIDDY!
Yesterday, the man legally known as Sean Combs announced that he has changed his nickname from "P. Diddy" to just "Diddy" and our media proclaimed it NEWS!
Why did he do it? Was he shedding his so-called slave name? Was he attempting to hide from some paternity suits? Did he donate his "P" to some important cause?
NO.
Bastard was out for some press, but of course, he claimed to have other reasons.
In his own words:
1. "I even started to get confused myself--and when I'd called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long," Diddy told the New York Post.
2. "A lot of my peeps in music been calling me 'Diddy,' so it's not a drastic change for them. But people around the world didn't know what to call me."
But most importantly --
3. "I felt like the 'P' was getting between me and my fans and now we're closer," Diddy said.
Hold on…
Wait for it..
Trust me it’s worth it..
R. Kelly also feels like his pee is getting between him and his fans, especially the underage female fans.
(God, that’s why you need a blog. That felt SO GOOD.)
Well, you know what P. Diddy? I’m not calling you DIDDY. To me, you will always be PUFF DADDY.
And it’s not just because I like calling black men "DADDY."
It’s because the B.I.G. called you that and I am all about giving my props to the B.I.G. Something I think you may have forgotten, Sean.
Years ago, BRONC tried to get me to call him M.J. I laughed right in his face (well, via a telephone) and he realized what a stupid idea that was. If the B.I.G was still around, he would laugh in Mr. Combs' face and we’d all be better off.
Especially Bobby McFerrin.
You see, yesterday, Bobby "Don't Worry, Be Happy" McFerrin announced plans to take a year-long break from touring and recording. Unfortunately, Puff Daddy stole all his press.
In related news, Anson "Potsie" Williams announced he is taking a year off from acting & Paris Hilton announced that she is taking a year off from porn.
Luckily, we will only have a year to wait for them to return. Who knows what Sean’s nickname will be by then?
"One word. Five letters. Period." That word – BITCH.
wojr
