wojr - words, occasionally sentences
Friday, February 16, 2007
 
The 5PM Sendoff Celebrates wojr's Black History

From the wojr archives:

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Can you guess which one is me? I severely doubt it.

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, January 05, 2007
 
YOU CAN'T KEEP THE 5PM SENDOFF DOWN

For Broncajello:


HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

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Friday, October 27, 2006
 
What Could Only Be Called Bronc on Bronc

From the wojr.com vaults:

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God, I love throwing him under the bus.

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY (even the gay cowboys)!

wojr

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Friday, October 20, 2006
 
A Little Something for my Lesbian Readers

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY, MY LITTLE RUGMUNCHERS!

wojr

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Friday, October 13, 2006
 
What Could Be Scarier on Friday the 13th?

From the wojr.com vaults:


Taken on the same day as this event.

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY (except the people afraid of knees)!

wojr

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Friday, October 06, 2006
 
One More Reason Why wojr.com Always Verifies IDs


HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY (Especially the Legal ladies)!

wojr

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Friday, September 29, 2006
 
Well, I'm Off to My Weekend Gig!


Little Advice: Always Pick the Jokes, Never the Songs.

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, September 22, 2006
 
IT'S ACTUALLY MY THIRD FAVORITE NEW YEAR!

The people that will laugh at this post are few, but they will REALLY laugh at this.

For everyone else, come back next week. We have something special planned.


HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY (and Rosh Hashanah) EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, September 15, 2006
 
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Little known fact: The Toms River flows out to Whore Island.


I could still go for some pork roll.

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, September 01, 2006
 
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES...

Today's 5PM sign-off comes to you at 10:30AM.


The Superfriends & the rest of the wojr.com staff wish you a Happy and Orgy-filled Labor Day!

(They can't help it. The Superfriends are orgy people.)

HAPPY 10:30AM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, August 25, 2006
 
Woj is Actually Norwegian for 'A Creamy Facial'

Found on adrants.com:

[click on pic to enlarge] - "My secret to beautiful skin? I swallow."

On that note, I hope everyone has a fun or skin-replenishing weekend!

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, August 18, 2006
 
The MIGHTY RETURN of the 5PM Send-Off (NOW WITH LADIES)

Stolen from myspace:


And his legend grows (even if he doesn't)...

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYBODY!

wojr

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Friday, May 21, 2004
 
Weekends Are Meant For Mischief



"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - The Club of Fight

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

wojr

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Friday, May 14, 2004
 
IF SHE LOOKS GOOD TO YOU, YOU'VE DRANK ENOUGH..

God, I really do love these mugshots..



HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

wojr

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Friday, April 23, 2004
 
TODAY IN THE HISTORY OF GUYS THAT DID NOT GET LAID.. EVER



HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

wojr

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Friday, April 16, 2004
 
You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave



Is that what the "Warm smell of colitas" is?

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

Remember just keep it under a 100 drinks a month and you'll be fine.

wojr

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Friday, April 09, 2004
 
Sin All You Want - It's Holy Week



HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

wojr

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Friday, April 02, 2004
 
Don't View It As A Work Week - Just Think of It As Selling Your Soul in FIVE DAY BATCHES



Donald Duck - The R. Kelly of the Magical World of Disney!

HAPPY 5PM FRIDAY EVERYONE!

wojr

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Friday, March 26, 2004
 
And Another Week Goes Barreling By..



Happy 5PM Friday, Everybody! May all your sores be closed, but your rashes be extra itchy! (I have no idea what that is supposed to mean.)

wojr

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Friday, March 19, 2004
 
The Only Way to Close Out This Week



Happy 5PM Friday, Everybody! We are Sonic Death Monkey!

wojr

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Friday, March 12, 2004
 
"I dare you not to smirk at this"



Happy 5PM Friday, Everybody!

wojr

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