"When I Start My Cult, Those Are The First People I'm Going After.."
I think the reason cults get a bad name is that you never really see people trying to join one. Maybe if you bumped into people on the street that were actively seeking a cult, you would be more inclined to accept these groups as an integral part of society. Wouldn't you feel better about them if you opened up the personal ads and read the following?
SWM SEEKING CULT -
33yo lonely virgin is looking for a pseudo-militant religious group that would completely take over his life. Would prefer something with strong "Star Trek" ties, but open to all science fiction/alien invasion based beliefs. End goal would involve uniformed gender-neutral haircuts and mass suicide.If I saw something like that in my paper then I'm sure I would not be able to refer to cultists as wackjobs anymore. Spam has a bad reputation as well, but at least I know that there are people out there that want to clean up their credit and increase the size of their penis.
(On a serious note, I just might place an ad like that just to see what kind of responses I would get.)
wojr
Labels: Personal Ad Pranks, Sex, Snide Remarks